Sunday, April 05, 2009

Annoying Junk E-Mails


Don't those emails that you probably get that say that a diplomat has a million dollars to give you really annoy you? Well, I usually reply to them and say something to this affect:

Dear Mr. So and So,

I have never met you before and I am not sure why you are compelled to live the life of a con artist in this fashion but you need to have the power of God in your life. I will pray for you to receive Christ as your personal Savior and to leave this life of sin behind.

Regards,

Vaden Chandler

Of course, the less time-comsuming method is just to click the delete button...